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I am going to Costa Rica. What
will be a good excuse?
Here are our top 10 excuses.
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Fishing!
Fishing
does really go on in Costa Rica!
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To study Español! (Spanish in Spanish)
Your wife
has been after you forever to become more cultured. What better than
to learn another language?
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Pink Snapper Fishing, which is
totally different than regular fishing. Uh?
Hey we're gripping at straws
here!
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Lie!
A lie is not a lie unless you
think it's a like.
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Training!
Yes, you need to
work on your in
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I want a divorce!
Make sure you didn't forget to
clean out the bank accounts, hide the BMW and the credit cards
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"Missionary" work!
You always wanted to be a
missionary. NO?
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Looking for retirement property!
Yes, for when the times comes to
retire to Costa Rica with the beautiful woman you met there.
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Trade Show!
Trade your dollars for the girls
showing you around!
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If all of the above don't work for you, then, well... TELL THE
TRUTH!
Later, in court, you credibility
will be 100% when she realizes you were telling the truth all along!
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And in
case you are having a hard time deciding on which excuse to
use, we give you 10 more... |
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Oh, just in
case you were wondering, all the girls' fotos are real and can be found
surfing the different pages of this site!
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