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Excuses For Going to Costa Rica
As if anyone needs an excuse to
go to Costa Rica. But, just in
case you need to find a good
excuse, we've compiled a list of
ten of them that are sure fire
winners.
Fishing!
Fishing
does really go on in Costa Rica! Really we are not making it up.
Just take a look at the
wall at the Blue Marlin
bar, lots to catch there
and without leaving the
comfort of your hotel.
To make the point, just
have a dozen or so
fishing websites to
point out how Costa Rica
is well known for its
fishing.
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To Study A Foreign
Language
What better way to learn
a foreign language like
Spanish from a lovely
Latina while taking in
the waves of the ocean
or sitting by the pool,
drenched in sunshine.
Now, don't over extend
yourself, stick with
your story of Spanish.
I'll bet those Spanish
lessons in high school
really come in handy
now. And you thought
high school was a total
waste.
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Pink Snapper Fishing
What's the difference
from fishing? This
excuse is much closer to the
truth. Just think about
it for a minute and you
will see the light!
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Lie
A lie is not a lie
unless you think it's a
lie. I'll bet that
worked for you all
throughout your
adolescent years. So,
why not continue with
that? As if lying is all
that bad. It isn't. But,
it all depends from
which side of the lie
you are sitting on.
Would lie to you?
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Training
You have been meaning to
learn a new trade or
brush up on your
current. What better way
than to do it in a
tropical climate. Costa
Rica is well known for
all types of conventions
and seminars. Training
to get fit, working off
that belly, works really
well. After all, you
have been nagged to
death to get off the
couch and do something
with yourself. And what
better training program
than that offered by the
personal trainers at Key
Largo.
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I Want a Divorce
For this excuse to work
in your favour you have
to make sure you clean out
the bank account, hide
or sell the Ferrari and
cut up all your credit
cards before using this
excuse. Of course, you
have to also consider
that the excuse may
backfire on you, as you
are using the excuse
only to get your sorry
ass to Costa Rica, but,
she may really want a
divorce. As you can see
planning ahead is very
important if using this
excuse.
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Missionary Work
Do we need to explain
this one? If so, better
stay home.
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Looking For Retirement
Property/Investment
This one works well.
There are many
opportunities to invest
in Costa Rica. Of
course, it won't work if
you have been telling
her you are broke, can't
afford this and that or
the other. And, or, she
may want to come along
to make sure you don't
get scammed. This excuse
needs to be thought out
well. To reinforce the
excuse start browsing
real estate website and
exchanging emails with
agents.
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Trade Show
Trading your dollars for
being shown a good time.
We know that this may be
misleading and against
your morals. But, hey,
you are looking here for
an excuse to tell your
wife, where are your
f*****g morals anyways?
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The Truth
If you are one those
guys that cannot tell a
lie, then the truth is
the best. Trust us you
won't be believed. You?
Going to Costa Rica to
boing some hot Latin
chick? Yeah, right.
Dream on. Go ahead. I
won't say I told you so.
Of course, you better be
prepared for a good lie
when you get back,
admitting to your sexual
exploits and with proof
in the pudding is great
ammunition for the
divorce lawyers. And not
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Of course, if you need something
more creative and elaborate, you
may want to check out
alibicostarica.com.
Alibicostarica.com
can help you prepare the perfect
excuse to get your ass to Costa
Rica and a simple alibi like
providing photos of your fishing
trip, with you in the picture,
or a telephone number of your
business in Costa Rica (all
fake, but verifiable). Whatever
your need,
Alibicostarica.com
will be much cheaper that your
divorce. |
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