Or, at a dinner
party with some of your closest and best friends,
when, geez, Batman, your girl's best friend look
hot, showing off her cleavage and panty lines.
Or, just walking the downtown streets and every
piece of ass you see just sets of the fireworks.
Well, friend, learn here to avoid those situations
and how to deflate your bulge without damaging
your ego.
Give
Face to the Situation
An
erection disappears when the flow of
blood to the penis is interrupted and
opens the gates for the flow out...
letting the blood rush somewhere else,
like your face.
Hit your nose against
something hard and you will be saved
the embarrassment.
This not only makes
your erection disappear, but also
takes focus to how stupid and clumsy
you are rather than a pervert.
Another Drink
Bartender
If
you're close to the bar, don't worry. Get drunk until everything goes
back to normal.
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Women have known this
for a long time, drinking will heighten
a man's desire for sex, but will stunt
his ability. Just ask any "pro" at the
Del Rey? Would she rather go out with a stud
like you or some fat slob who is falling over
each step as he gets up to water his willy?
Just, remember that when you
are with a hot babe and she wants is
for you to drink and drink and drink.
She knows.
Women Who Scare You
Between
20% & 30% of all erectile
dysfunction has psychological roots.
Viagra and all the generic substitutes won't
help here.
Though, in our opinion, there are no ugly
women - just those that aren't so good looking
- there are women who scare the beejeepers out
of us. Come on, admit, there is at least one
in your life. If not, you haven't lived and
maybe you should be reading help books on that
subject.
Anyways, when the situation stiffens
just think of "that" woman in your life and
rest assured the trauma caused by that memory
will cure you unwanted erection fast! |
Let
Your Ex-Wife Come to the Rescue
Ex-wives
can come in handy in this type of situation. Just
think of her, the alimony check and her lawyer and
poof.... the flagpole is lowered! Of course, for
those of you who don't have an ex-wife - very few,
I think - just read above.
Dollars for Sex
One thing that deflates our ego is having to pay
for sex. Yes, we men all pay for sex in one way or
another, and any man that claims never to have
paid for sex, probably hasn't had any sex, with a
woman that is.
She is hot, you're horny. Just ask her how much.
Two things will happen, she will either slap you
in the face - goes back to the face situation,
without having to make an ass of yourself - or she
will tell you and that, for us, is just a downer.
Of course, there is a risk with this one. She saw
your bone and is curious about it and wants to
jump it. In that case, forget about all of this, you deserve everything that is
coming to you!
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