Why
Mongering Is Better Than Dating
10 - You don't have to
meet her mother.
9 - One time a month your
play ground is not shut
down.
8 - you don't have to
worry about her g-spot
7 - She don't get a
headache
6 - She don't care where
you have been, she is
happy to see you.
5 - She does not care who
you have been with,
still very happy to be
with you.
4 - You don't have to
answer question like do i
look fat in this dress?
3 - When she meet you and
you are drinking that is
ok.
2 - It's like renting..
1 - Next day new car to
test drive.
Bra Sizes
Have you ever wondered
why A B C D E F are the
letters used to define
bra sizes? It is about
time you became
informed!
{A} - Almost Boobs
{B} - Barely there
{C} - Can Do
{D} - Damn good
{DD} - Doubly damn good
{E} - Enormous
{F} - Fake
Italian Pasta Diet, it
really works!!!
1) You walka pasta da
bakery.
2) You walka pasta da
candy store.
3) You walka pasta da
Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da
table and fridge.
Husband Shopping
Centre Opens in San José
A “Husband Shopping
Center” was opened where
a woman could go to
choose from among many
men, to be her husband.
It was laid out in five
floors, with the men
increasing in positive
attributes as you
ascended up the floors.
The only rule was, once
you opened the door to
any floor, you must
choose a man from that
floor, and if you went
up a floor, you couldn’t
go back down except to
leave the place.
So, a couple of
girlfriends go to the
place to find men.
First floor, the door
had a sign saying:
“These men have jobs and
love kids.” The women
read the sign and say:
“Well that’s better than
not having jobs, or not
loving kids, but I
wonder what’s further
up?”
So up they go.
Second floor says:
“These men have high
paying jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good
looking”. “Hmmm”, say
the girls, “But, I
wonder what’s further
up?”.
Third floor: “These men
have high paying jobs,
are extremely good
looking, love kids and
help with the
housework.” “Wow!” say
the women. “Very
tempting, BUT, there’s
more further up!” And so
again, they go up.
Fourth floor: “These men
have high paying jobs,
love kids, are extremely
good looking, help with
the housework, and have
a strong romantic
streak.” “Oh, mercy me.
But just think!?!?! What
must be awaiting us
further on!”
So up to the fifth floor
they go.
The sign on that door
said: “This floor is
just to prove that women
are impossible to
please. Thank you for
shopping and have a nice
day!!”
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